Showing posts with label Mumbai. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mumbai. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Awesome B_O_M_B_A_Y!


Bombay has no bombs and is a harbour not a bay.
Churchgate has neither a church nor a gate. It is a railway station .
There is no darkness in Andheri.
... Lalbaag is neither red nor a garden .
No king ever stayed at Kings Circle .
Nor did Queen Victoria stay at Victoria Terminus.
Nor is there any princess at Princess Street .
Lower Parel is at the same level as Parel.
There are no marines or sailors ⚓at Marine Lines.
The Mahalaxmi temple is at Haji Ali not at Mahalaxmi.
Teen bati is a junction of 3 roads, not three lamps .
Trams used to terminate at Kings circle not Dadar*TramTerminus. (Dadar T.T..).
Breach Candy is not a sweetmeat market, but there is a Hospital .
There are no Iron smiths at Lohar chawl.
There are no pot makers at Kumbhar wada.
Lokhandwala complex is not an Iron and steel market .
Null bazaar does not sell faucets.
You will not find lady fingers at Bheendi Bazar.
Funny 😇Bombay... zara hatke zara bachke yeh hai Bombay meri Jaan


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